J. R. Conrad
By day, Mr. Conrad is the unsung hero of sleep and playing on his Switch. By night, he works in a professional kitchen making fancy food for fancy people because for reasons unknown he seems to enjoy that sort of thing. He also drinks too much and eats not enough, or at least, that's what his mother believes. He lives in the northern reaches of the San Fransisco Bay Area with his lovely girlfriend that he probably doesn't deserve, but nobody seems to notice that.